1) A shot of heroin
2) A swift kick in the pants
3) A movie-theater sized box of Nerds
4) An actual day with actual sunshine and actual air that won't sear off your skin and leave shards of ice
5) Money
6) A Stand By Me level food fight
7) The duck in an Elizabethan collar picture that hangs over Amelie's bed coming to me in a dream and saying "Hey, blog more"
8) A swift and violent act of eco-terrorism
9) A new laptop
10) 12 Heath bars
11) A big steaming plate of General Tso's chicken
12) Sleepblogging
13) Regis Philbin calling me up to answer a trivia question on Regis and Kelly
14) Threat of dismemberment
15) An inspiring, welcome life change
16) A depressing, unwelcome life change
17) Finding change on the sidewalk
18) Except: Oh, wait-- you can't see the sidewalk under all the SNOW
19) Having the walk shoveled by Art Garfunkel
20) Who would then call up his buddy Paul, who would then sing "You Can Call Me Al." While I blog.
3 comments:
well get on it then. Let's go have Chinese together and chat! miss ya!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/health/28octuplets.html?hp
Okay, well, I could provide:
The Nerds
The Heath bars
The shoveling and singing (I can be quite entertaining. And I am really good at impersonations)
Food fight
Kick in pants
Depressing, unwelcomed life change (I want it to be a surprise)
And so much more.
I think I love your blog.
(Does that help?)
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